The 30-Something Body - Changes You Should Know About (Fashion Blog Post)

No one likes skinny b*tches who complain about their weight.

So if your BMI is at the mid to lower spectrum of the chart, you should probably get off of the subject of weight all-together.

I learned the hard way: used to always ask my husband if I was fat. (You are a smart girl. You know the drill. You're only 20% self-conscious, and 80% fishing for compliments. It's all fun and game.) One day though, our daughter, at the time two, asked me, "mommy am I fat?"

SHAME ON MOMMY!

Since then, all talks about fat, skinny, weight loss, etc ceased. Healthy is the focus now.

Mommy runs because cardiovascular exercise benefits the heart. Mommy eats chicken because lean protein makes muscles big and strong.

This sets a much better example for the little ones, don't you think?

So let me declare the purpose of this fashion blog post before you continue.

It's not about fat, skinny or weight loss either; it's about the changes you'll (likely) undergo when you enter your mid-30's like me. They are personal experiences and may not apply to everyone, but because most of The Girlie Blog's visitors are younger, I thought I'd provide a preview.

Also, since this is a fashion blog and all, knowing of such bodily changes prepares you for a change in style. Trust me! It's certainly different -- if not challenging -- dressing a 30-something body, especially if you just spent a few years being pregnant and breastfeeding.

The 30-something body - changes you should know about

1. You're wider at the bottom.

Perhaps genetics? Perhaps pregnancies? Not sure of the cause, but hips are wider, and thighs are thicker.

For pants, you might want to stray from wide-legged style, and choose slim fits with dark colors and materials that stretch. Leggings or jeggings are always the safest bet.

Personally, I'd stay away from big, bold prints on the bottom. They seem very popular in the past two seasons, but make thighs look heavier. Again, personal opinion only.

Additionally, a bit of contrast works, like today's oversized top over skinny jeans (see post pictures).

2. Everything sags.

Thank you, gravity! Let's go cry now.

The 30-something body droops downward. (So sad, too bad, okay?) To keep everything from falling, buy really, really good shape wear and undergarments. I recommend Victoria's Secret Body By Victoria push up, or the Bombshell (check them out here). They are expensive, but they give the "girls" (the appearance of) an instant lift.

3. You see spider veins.

You can't prevent spider veins. They come as they please. Now before you bolt for the nearest plastic surgeon, remember that maxi skirts and capri pants exist for a reason.

4. You see cellulite too.

And just like spider veins, these little fat pockets on your glute and thighs can't be prevented. Even if you're extremely fit, you'll get them. So remember one more time that maxis and capris exist for a reason.

5. You've slower metabolism and less stamina.

And will probably gain weight with a stale routine.

No, this blog post still isn't about weight, but don't you want to fit in your clothes?

Worst of all, size-up (hey, I did) and stay away from tight things that enable a muffin top.

Again, all these are personal experiences, and don't apply to everyone.

In fact, I'm sure you have better luck, and your 30-something body will be much lovelier than mine.

Thanks for reading. 

Hope you're enjoying the spring.